Introducing the Royal Pedaler: King Charles takes the Crown as Honorary Tour Guide! 🎉🚴
In a groundbreaking move, the London Bicycle Tour Company is bestowing a prestigious honor upon none other than King Charles himself. We are offering His Majesty the prestigious title of being our first ever Honorary Tour Guide!
With his unrivalled knowledge of London's history and a penchant for captivating storytelling, King Charles would be the perfect addition to our exceptional team of tour guides. Naturally, we understand that his busy schedule will prevent him from this being anything but an honorary role, but we are hoping that he will take one tour for a set of lucky customers.
If negotiations are successful, prepare to be swept away on an enchanting journey through the city's iconic landmarks as His Majesty regales you with tales of kings and queens, knights and castles—all while pedalling in style!
But wait, there's more! After discusions with Clarence House, we understand that the Royal Pedaler has even composed a royal cycling playlist in recognition of this new honour. Get ready for a symphony of cycling tunes, featuring classics like "Bicycle Race" by Queen and "Handlebars" by Flobots.
So grab your helmets, hop on your trusty steeds, and join us in celebrating this momentous occasion. King Charles is ready to rule the streets as your honorary tour guide, ensuring a majestic adventure you won't soon forget!
We will be back with more news next week.
Book your royal cycling experience today and prepare to be amazed. Long live the King—and long live the joy of biking through London!